“We Said Yes—Then the World Shut Down”
It all started with a big, shiny YES on 31st August 2019—officially kicking off our “Certified Lovebirds” courtship period. And then? Oh boy. Enter the Great Indian Planning Olympics . We were suddenly full-time professionals in “Future Discussions Pvt. Ltd.” —talking life goals, Shaadi ka budget, shopping lists longer than Ramayan, and making spreadsheets for what to arrange and what to avoid like the plague in the wedding. Now, let me tell you— we had these revolutionary, modern plans. You know: minimal guest list, sensible expenses, maybe even some personal vows instead of 12 pandits chanting together on megaphones. And the best part? Both of us had synchronized brains about it. But the families? Aha! Typical hardcore Baniya DNA in full 4K. Their dream wedding was a proper North Indian Extravaganza™ , complete with 100+ guests who would have no clue whose wedding it is, a buffet that could feed a small country, and decor that could blind the sun. It took master-level negotia...
